1. They play episodes of Spongebob on the tv screen at baggage claim. At least they did when I flew in, because nothing is more Spanish than a pineapple under the sea, hola Squidwardo!
2. When you push the pedestrian crossing button at intersections, the sound emitted is straight out of a pew pew pew Star Wars battle. Cross, you should.
3. You can buy cheap decent red wine from the grocery store in a cardboard juice carton. Covert and convenient for a functioning alcoholic.
